The art of the sensual massage

Why is it so many people e-mail me and complain about escorts who offer a sensual massage? You have no idea how many I get. They say that this is an art that South African women have never been able to master. Now I'm posting this because in many ways I agree. A sensual massage is in many ways just a fancy way of paying for sex. You get what you pay for, plain and simple.

A sensual massage for most men has one meaning. "Happy Ending!" Fine if that's all you're interested in. For me though, the happy ending is the cherry and a small payoff if the women knows what she's doing. Now I have yet to meet a South African escort who gives a great sensual massage.

It isn't about the oils that they use. It isn't about the nakedness or the near nakedness to some extent and it certainly isn't about the explosion of cum once all is said and done.

I had the privilege of interviewing Monica Van Tiel about 2 years ago, before my return to South Africa. She's a gorgeous thirty something woman who only did sensual massages. There was no penetration, but she was open to giving oral. When I arrived at her place in Germany, I was greeted with a warm smile and a pleasant hug. This was an interview. She happened to be retired and I was getting some insights into the European trade.

After an hour I stood up and thanked her for her time. I told her that I would write a good article on her but that I had to admit I was skeptical about her claim that men would pay her full rates just for the massage and sometimes not even urge her for the "Happy ending."

This pissed her off. To prove her point I was promptly told I would be getting a massage immediately. She was tough, there was no saying no.

Five minutes later I'm face down on a table, small towel over my naked ass, and Miss Tiel, rubbing oil into my back and legs in nothing but a tiny pantie.

HEAVEN! For half an hour she dug her fingers into my back. Every now and then she'd reach under the towel and run a finger across my asshole or gently squeeze my balls. She even climbed on the table and nibbled my neck while her hard nipples pressed into my back.

By the time I flipped over onto my back, I was as solid as a rock. BUT, I was also relaxed and completely at ease. Every inch of my body was tingling. I was sensitive to her every touch and didn't want her to stop. I knew, that the happy ending would just be a signal that it was over.

So when she was done, she smiled and said, "how would you like me to finish it?"

"oral", I said.

She slapped a condom on me and I came in about 30 seconds. WOW!

Now in South Africa, I've yet to meet someone that can pull this art off. If you know anyone that advertises this and made you feel incredible, let me know.

I myself contacted a number of sexy escorts asking them to elaborate on their technique. I got 8 responses from across the country, but this one stood out for me. Jody, over at Paramour: http://paramourescorts.co.za/profile/jody

A blond bombshell with gorgeous tits and one of the sexiest profiles I've ever read. She could very well be worth the trouble, but please note I've never used her so in no way can recommend her. Here's her response to my question.

"I do believe i offer a very good toe curling sensual massage.I start off with a proper massage then it becomes more sensual with my finger tips,i then do a boobrub all over the back as well as front,i use the tip of my tongue to stroke every inch of the top body,i use my hair to caress & stroke the body,i take my time as that is what sets the mood for whats to follow."

Thanks Jody. Now I wonder what you mean by "whats to follow" I'm intrigued.

Cheers

Midnight SA - About Fucking Time!

From what I can see, having surfed various websites in this country that offer some kind of adult content, they all have one common theme. Give me your money!! Now normally I wouldn't mind. I'm not apposed to parting with my well earned money to buy a Hustler magazine or the latest Loslyf, but at least they have decent content. Good looking woman, good articles and entertaining content. But the websites? BORING!! You'd think that someone in South Africa would take the time to put something up that was well worth the money asked for.

Let's get something straight. It obviously depends on what you're looking for. If it's simply sex with an escort, then yes. The more you pay, the better your experience. Woman that charge R800 for an hour will most likely fuck you in two different ways. The 5 to 15 minute kind for the full price. And believe it or not, this is not a special run by the cellphone companies. There's no per second billing here. You'll pay the full price and walk away feeling cheated and dirty.

If that's your thing then swing over to a new website I came across called www.midnightsa.co.za and have a look at some of the woman on there. HONEYS!! You'll pay for their services but if the pictures are anything to go by then it'll be well worth it. Plus you pay for two hours, so you know these woman take their time getting to know you. I wish I wasn't so fucking broke!! Maybe I'll get lucky and I can do a full review on one of these woman one day.

So here's my goal. I'm going to start a website that will offer unbiased reviews on websites and the whole sex trade in this country. This includes, porn and those that peddle it. Why? Because there are so many bull shit places out there!! South African's have been dealt a harsh set of cards and all we do is constantly except it. Have you ever been to a strip club in the States? No. It will open your mind. You walk in there and you are treated like a king! The girls are friendly and they are willing to EARN your money. Here???? You go to Teasers and get pulled on the stage and made a complete tool out of. It's all in good fun? FUCK THAT! I go there to see sexy woman giving me their undivided attention. No to feel like I'm playing "pass the parcel" in a twisted game of merry-go-round.

I recently received an e-mail from a gentlemen who spent a good amount of money on going to a massage parlour in Sandton. Now this place has its own website, the girls look clean and the prices make the place look worth it. Meaning you aren’t paying a hundred bucks for a hand job. Needless to say, this guy was so bitterly disappointed. The woman was cold, frigid and totally aloof. I'm going to contact them for comment before I post his review.

Cheers. If there are any decent places out there who would like to put their services up to the test. Drop me a mail. p.tren@live.com