Mr Marmalade

On Tuesday afternoon I went to see the action on a small set inside an upmarket house in Randburg. South Africa's latest foray into porn.

I've been spoilt tbh! I've been on set of Marc Dorcell movies in Europe. I've watched Harry Hapton work his magic behind the camera in the U.K and now I've seen Ron Randy stumble his way through a simple scene that requires a woman to suck on a guys veiny and somewhat limp cock! Oh my god but it was painful to watch.

This poor woman was required to kneel down and suck away on a cock that was never going to get fully erect. If this wasn't bad enough, the guy kept cumming! Poor Ron. But I have to tell you mate. FIND ANOTHER PROFESSION TO FOLLOW! He should have booted the bloke off the set after the first take. Instead he kept trying to console him and giving him energy drinks.

Porn is for women. Men buy porn to see pussy. We watch it to see hot chics. The guys are needed but they are support cast, but they are the most important aspect of good porn. If you're a guy and you want to get into porn, then consider this and remember the words. A guy is required to get hard on command! He is also commanded to stay hard. He is also commanded to cum! You don't cum when it suits you my friend. You cum when the director tells you to cum. And be warned. If the director says cum and you don't...THE SHIT WILL HIT THE FAN!

I sat in that room watching the shambles that reminded me of everything that was terrible about the SA porn industry. After the bloke came for the third time I politely excused myself and went home.

Ron, I know you were hoping for some kind of coverage on this but I can't give it. Congratulations though for finding a decent looking woman willing to do porn in this country and the backstage staff willing to support you. Find yourself a decent actor and we can talk again.