Thursday, July 1, 2010

The virtual whore

Adult Friendfinder, Sex Finder, Rudester and so many other sites around on the net these days. You know the ones I mean. You create a profile and then browse "members" looking for sex. Now I get about 4 e-mails a day from sexy, and I mean sexy fucking bitches poking my, winking at me and sending me e-mails about how they'd love to suck my cock and please I must pop over to their profile and do A, B and C so we can start our little adventure. The problem of course is the moment you respond you are immediately taken to a payment page where you are told to upgrade your basic membership in order to talk to these girls.

How many of you pathetic saps have upgraded?

Understand one thing. 80% of these HOT chics are employees. They are paid commission to chat to you and to get you to upgrade and pay money. The chances of actually getting to feel this bitches wet juices on your face is slim to ZERO!

Now I hate the word "whore", but if there was a better term to describe the emotions that these girls are PAYED to play with then I don't have a better one.

Rather take your money and spend it on a sexy escort. At least you're guaranteed satisfaction.

5 comments:

  1. Are you feeling a little abused Paul?

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  2. Don't worry Paul, you can feel my wet juices over your face anytime you feel like it.

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  3. Yip! I once had a profile on Friendfinder but the money you make is small.

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  4. Thanks Lisa. I'm really looking forward to Tuesday. I hope you have something special for me. Fuck I need a hug.

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  5. damn guys i want to get into the industry,please help me because i love sex more than anything

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